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Top 5 Asshole Celebs - Kanye West

Here's a list of the biggest celebrity assholes in my personal opinion






1. Kanye West

• Ruined Taylor Swifts' VMA acceptance speech
• Publicly stated "George Bush does not like black people..."
• Continuously makes egotistical comments on TV about himself
• Acknowledged South Parks' parody of him on his blog yet continues to be an asshole...
• His blog rant was written in all CAPS - Read it Here

2. OJ Simpson

• Killed his ex-wife (need I say more?)

3. Paris Hilton

• Famous for making a sex tape - yet idolized by teenage girls
• Coined the annoying phrase "that's hot"
• Gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to show up at events/clubs

4. Lindsay Lohan

• Went from a cute freckled redhead to an anorexic, disgusting, drug addicted redhead
  
• Continually fuels the paparazzi's obsession with her by being an asshole regularly

5. Donald Trump

• Has stated on numerous occasions that Forbe's is understating his wealth
• Threatens and in many cases pursues legal action towards those who badmouth him
• Public verbal battles with Rosie O'Donnel, Andrew Dice Clay and Martha Stewart

Honorable mentions go to Simon Cowell and Pierce Morgan

Air France AF447 Still Missing - 10 Worst Aviation Disasters on Record

The chances of finding any survivors from an Air France passenger jet that disappeared over the Atlantic were "very low," French President Nicolas Sarkozy admitted Monday

Time line

• 2230 GMT Sunday Flight AF447 takes off from Rio's Airport do Galeao


• 0133 GMT Monday Plane makes last contact with Brazilian air traffic control


• 0148 GMT Plane disappears from radar


• 0220 GMT Plane fails to make scheduled radio contact


• 0530 GMT Brazilian Air Force launches search


• 0910 GMT Plane fails to make scheduled landing in Paris Source: Brazilian Air Force

The Airbus A330 sent out an automatic signal warning of the electrical problems just after 02:00 GMT Monday (10 p.m. ET Sunday) as it flew "far from the coast," said an Air France spokeswoman, who declined to be identified. It had just entered a stormy area with strong turbulence, she said.
The jet was flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet and a speed of 521 mph, the air force said.
Among the passengers were 126 men, 82 women, seven children and a baby, in addition to the 12 crew members

10 Worst Aviation Disasters on Record

1.
2907* Fatalities
09/11/2001
New York City, New York
American /United Airlines
B767 / B767

2.
583 Fatalities
03/27/1977
Tenerife, Canary Islands
Pan Am / KLM
B747 / B747

3.
520 Fatalities
08/12/1985
Mt. Osutaka, Japan
Japan Air Lines
B747

4.
349 Fatalities
11/12/1996
New Delhi, India
Saudi / Kazastan
B747 / Il76

5.
346 Fatalities
03/03/1974
Bois d' Ermenonville, France
Turkish Airlines
DC10

6.
329 Fatalities
06/23/1985
Atlantic Ocean West of Ireland
Air India
B747

7.
301 Fatalities
08/19/1980
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabian Airlines
L1011

8.
290 Fatalities
07/03/1988
Persian Gulf
Iran Air
A300

9.
275 Fatalities
02/19/2003
Shahdad, Iran
Islamic Revolution's Guards Co.
Il-76MD

10.
273 Fatalitie
05/25/1979
Chicago, Illinois
American Airlines
DC10

California Earthquake VS. Past Disasters

An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.7 on the Richter Scale hit Southern California tonight however no immediate injuries have been reported. The epicenter of the quake was in Lennox which is about 17 kilometers southwest of Los Angeles. This is the biggest since a 5.5 struck Chino Hills last July.

Here's a testament to the evolution of earthquake resistant technology today which at this time there are no reported deaths. In the incidents below the victims were not so fortunate.

1. The Great San Francisco Earthquake

April 18, 1906 Magnitude: 7.8 Death Toll: 3,000
By far one of the deadliest ever to hit the United States.

2. Aleutian Islands, Alaska

April 1, 1946 Magnitude: 8.1 Death Toll: 165
Most of the deaths from this earthquake were in Hawaii, as the resulting tsumami killed 159. Five were killed in Alaska; 1 in California.

3. The Good Friday Earthquake

Prince William Sound, Alaska March 28, 1964 Magnitude: 9.2 Death Toll: 125
The strongest earthquake to ever hit the United States caused a tsunami that killed 98 in Alaska, 11 in California, and one in Oregon. Fifteen were killed in Alaska as a direct result of the quake. The effects of the quake were felt worldwide: several fishing boats were reported sunk off of Louisiana, and wells were seen sloshing water in South Africa.

4. Long Beach, California

March 11, 1933 Magnitude: 6.3 Death Toll: 115
Poor building design led to the deaths of 115 as people were killed by falling debris as they ran out of buildings. The quake led to a mandate in California that scool buildings be earthquake resistant.

5. Hawaii Island, Hawaii
April 3, 1868 Magnitude: 7.9 Death Toll: 77
Thirty one died from landslides; 46 from the resulting tsunami.

Credit: epicdisasters.com

Chrysler Dealerships Closing LIST - GM to Follow Suit

It came as no surprise when Chrysler announced that it would be closing nearly one quarter of their dealers across America. They will force 789 dealerships leaving 2,392 to pickup the pieces if the proposed merger with FIAT successfully goes through. The complete list of closings can be found in PDF format here

Chrysler has produced some of the poorest quality vehicles on the road for many years so in a sense I'm glad to see what's happening. I obviously feel for the families who will suffer the repercussions with regards to job losses however.

Let us have a look at some of the biggest pieces of shit they have produced over the years:

1934 Chrysler/Desoto Airflow

The engine used to fall out at 80 MPH. Need I say more?

1971 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron Two-Door Hardtop

The LeBaron is the quintessential piece of shit and continued to be for many years to come

1997 Plymouth Prowler

Kinda cool looking but grossly underpowered.

2009 Chrysler Sebring

"The Chrysler Sebring convertible is almost certainly the worst car in the entire world" Jeremy Clarkson - Top Gear

Honorable mentions go to:

Chrysler K-Car

(I can't believe theirs a K-Car Club!!!) Easily the worst car ever made

Dodge Viper

431 Photos of Vipers that had a tough time staying on the road

Want to See What's Under Rihanna's Umbrella ? *NUDE*

It looks like everyone is going nuts today trying to see these pictures. Sorry to disappoint you all but you're not missing much. Google will kick my ass if I post anything on here so I can't. If the pictures are real (you be the judge) then Rihanna in fact has a nipple ring. If you go to Hollywoodtuna.com they have a link there although it's really slow probably because of all the people trying to access it.

Alexander Ovechkin - Favourite Quotes

On the ice he's arguably the best player in the league and off the ice I think he's easily one of the funniest in front of the camera. I've compiled a list of his best quotes from over the past few years which I think most of you will enjoy.

Also checkout some of the links below.

"I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them"

Cute, young reporter: "Which one is better? NHL or Superleague?"Ovechkin: "NHL, because after practice, pretty girl come to me. I give interview. I feel good *wink* *smile*."

Ovechkin on his first ever attempt playing Golf (hole in one):"I hit it, yeah! I shot it right there and I got it! I swear God! Whooo! I swear my mom! My hole! Tiger where are you?"

"For me, it doesn't matter where I play. If coach says I must play goalie, I will play goalie."

"Russian machine never breaks."

"When I wake up now, I don't have breakfast. I try to make something, but it's no good. I just go to Starbucks and eat chocolate."

"Everybody in my country is jumping and drinking lots of vodka. We did it and we beat a great team." (following Russia's win over Canada at the Olympics)

"My weapon isn't my shot. It's me."

"I saw the rebound and when the puck came to me, I said, oh my God, puck, I must shoot."

On being asked why he sat on the bench and watched the NY Rangers practise he replied
"I just want to piss off Tortorella (Rangers coach)"

Ovechkin Cribs (hilarious)

Top 10 Goals

Artie Lange - Dancing with the Stars

So Artie didn't show up for work again this morning. He's been pretty good lately and claims to have been on the wagon since Christmas eve. If any of you have read his book Too Fat to Fish (fantastic read) you will know that he hasn't been the most truthful with the Stern audience.

The question remains, is Artie 'dancing' or is it a case of the Swine Flu? I guess we'll have to wait until Mondays' show to find out.

In the meantime, if you live in the Hoboken, NJ area (Artie's hometown) Crumbs bakery will be giving away free Artie Lange Cupcakes to the first 1,000 customers on Saturday May 2, 2009.

Harpo the Hippo (Oprah)

FRENCHBORO, Maine — Only a few dozen people call this remote offshore island home. For a few minutes this week 'Oprah' will speak to the residents of Frenchboro via Skype because if she went over there personally, the island would probably sink.

I've been to the State of Maine and have to say it is probably my favorite of all. Everyone is very down to earth and the atmosphere is second to none.

Oprah who is the poster woman for narcissism feels like she can connect with the people of Maine, a place that she's never even been before nonetheless.

Maybe on the next episode we can get the very slim Dr. Phil to speak to the children of Bangladesh about weight loss.

RIP - Bea Arthur

Although I'm far to young to remember Bea Arthur's past work on the Golden Girls which she became famous for, her stand-up performance on the Pamela Anderson Roast a few years back was pretty funny for an old dinosaur. She takes Pamela's new book at the time and starts reciting it line for line embarassing the shit out of Pam. Even if you don't think it's that funny it's worth watching just to see Pam in her see-thru top. =)

Check out the video... RIP Mrs. Arthur

Roast of Pamela Anderson - Bea Arthur Roasts Pam's Novel Movies & TV SPIKE.com

Free Chicken at KFC (PFK in Quebec)

It's about time KFC does something about their disgusting chicken. All day today they're offering free chicken, I could imagine the lineups already. All you fat Oprah watching bitches finally have a reason to get out of your ass groove on your disgusting couch. Here in Canada we have $2.00 Tuesdays and you should see all the assholes lined up out the door! Good luck out there.

As for the Quebec Government, you guys are idiots. KFC is a brand and is not to be translated to Poulet Frit Kentucky (PFK)

You Might Be Rich (or an asshole) Dateline NBC

“You Might Be Rich” is a Dateline NBC segment where that first aired last August, helping return almost $2 million lost dollars to average Americans. In the new rendition of the segment NBC News reporter Tiki Barber and his team, which includes NBC News’ Peter Alexander, and MSNBC’s Tamron Hall, find unclaimed property that is waiting in the state treasuries to be returned to the rightful owners.

Are you guys fucking kidding me?? I guess I shouldn't talk because the sole reason this blog exists is to try and make a couple bucks. But still. Who in their right mind thinks that they have a piece of land that they forgot about and now all of a sudden can claim their fortune?

Well anyways if any of you wackjobs think that it's your lucky day, here is the database for each State http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30375542/ (sorry Canadians...we don't get shit)

Good luck!

And Tiki, put down that fucking microphone and get back to doing something you're good at - like football perhaps?

Who?? Oakland Raiders grab Michael Mitchell ?

The Raiders swapped second-round picks with the Patriots, moving down seven spots to pick Mitchell at No. 47 and adding a fourth- and sixth-round pick to go with their three other picks today. ... The Raiders last picked a receiver in the first round in 1988, when they took Tim Brown sixth overall.

Who is this guy?? Maybe the Raiders know something that we dont. This guy wasn't even invited to the NFL combine. They also picked up Heyward-Bey who was the fastest receiver at the NFL combine, running the 40 in 4.3 seconds. These moves will ultimately make the Raiders brass out to be geniuses or just narrow minded speed junkies. Looking forward to how this pans out.

Blackberry Test

This is just a test blog to see if I can actually do this from my blackberry. If so...this would be really badass.

Lost's Henry Ian Cusick sued for sexual harassment

I can't believe this is the most searched for topic of the day. I've never watched the show lost so maybe that's why I don't give a shit. Cusick allegedly squeezed and placed his face on the plaintiff's breasts, kissed her on the mouth, and caressed the back of her body while making moaning sounds. Now if the allegations are true she has every right to nail his ass as sexual harassment is one of the few things I have no tolerance for. But I guess what they say is true, any publicity is good publicity. I might just have to watch Lost now.

Read the full story here from TMZ

Speaking of TMZ, here's a quirky little fact for you. The great wisdom of my favorite comedian Artie Lange (the Howard Stern Show) a few weeks back revealed that he knew what TMZ stood for which I had no idea. Apparently it stands for "thirty mile zone" which is the 30 mile radius in Los Angeles where all the television and film studios are located. Bet you didn't know that!

First Blog

This blog is based on on Google's daily Trends© where I will post my unpolitically correct comments based on the days most recent searches. I'm very opinionated so feel free to blast me and make it interesting for me.